👀 Are You Secretly Fancying Your Coworker?
You might be in denial. Let's check.
What this tool helps with
Whether you might fancy your coworker
About This Quiz
You might be in denial. Let's check. Designed as a lighthearted behavioral assessment, this interactive quiz evaluates your responses across key decision points to map your specific traits.
Questions Overview (5 Scored Items)
Here is what the quiz evaluates. Work through the interactive tool above to calculate your profile:
- Don't notice
- Normal — they're a colleague
- Slightly more alert
- I fixed my hair. Unconsciously.
- No
- I think so
- Yes — I've offered to get it
- I could write it from memory
- Only when needed
- A bit more than necessary
- I engineered shared projects
- My productivity drops 40% when they're nearby
- Not particularly
- As part of a group
- One-on-one would be nice
- I've already suggested drinks
- The work itself
- The team
- One particular person
- OK fine — it's them
Possible Results & Profiles
Depending on your scores and choices, your outcome will correspond to one of the following archetypes:
💼 Strictly Professional — Nothing to see here. You view them as a colleague and nothing more.
🤔 Hmm, Maybe — There might be a spark. Monitor your behaviour.
😏 Probably — You're showing signs. Be cautious with workplace feelings.
😍 Definitely — You fancy them. It's obvious (probably to everyone except you).
💘 Full Work Crush — Your productivity, focus, and dignity are all compromised. Good luck.
How Quiz Results Are Calibrated
Each answer option carries a specific behavioral weight. Once all answers are selected, your profile is determined by matching the predominant score band. You can retake the quiz anytime to see how subtle shifts in perspective affect your archetype.